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A story of malicious midgets

who liked to eat papusas.

Created on 2000-07-27 23:47:26 (#8940), last updated 2009-01-03

2,998 comments received, 6,634 comments posted

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Name:Mental Midget for Hire
Birthdate:1978-02-26
Location:Alexandria, Virginia, United States
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A bleary eyed man looked at me. There wasn't much to see, my eyes glued with centuries of non-use. "Where am I?" was all I managed to squeeze out of my crusted lips. My drugged, swollen tongue nested in the vacuum of my mouth. "How long have I been here?? It was all I could do to move my lips, the very words brought blood from them. Glancing about the room, there was a white aura encapsulating all of the people.

Sometimes I wonder exactly what pain does for public health and safety. Perhaps everyone should get irradiated with microwaves.
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